TLDR
We consider privacy as one of the most important assets in life, genuinely. We despise ads, "analytics" tools and social media tracking shenanigans that are destroying the free and open internet and we will never incorporate them into any of our websites. We only set essential cookies (apart from a few third party ones - unfortunately we cannot get around them) and we will never share your personal data.
Privacy Policy
We will sell your data to anyone asking for outrageous amounts of mon-... *ahem* Nah, no worries, the only personal data we collect is your email address so that we can send you the invitation for the beta program. Your email address is stored for as long as your participation in the beta program lasts and will only be used to contact you about the program. If you are not invited after the review of your application, and upon termination of the beta program, your email address will be permanently deleted from our records. We will not share it with anyone.
Cookies
We only give you two delicious cookies so that we can remember who you are and what it is that you're currently doing (yeah - websites have goldfish memory). These are your typical essential cookies.
As far as third party cookies goes, Google (coming from the reCAPTCHA) seems to love baking quite a lot. If you wonder about their ingredients, you can read their privacy policy here. Patreon is more subtle about it, they only give you a few. Their privacy policy is here.
Third Parties
The internet is very noisy. Lots of poor bots enslaved to crawl the web and spam us to buy happy pills and to get, well... a certain body part enlargement. To counter this, we use Google's reCAPTCHA. You can read their privacy policy here.
And Patreon of course! We use their neat little widget. Their privacy policy is here.
I'm having deja vu... didn't I just write the same thing a paragraph earlier?
GDPR
We embrace GDPR, and you should too. Right of access and the right to be forgotten are just a few of the fundamental rights that protect you and me against shady business practices. We are GDPR compliant and will accept any request pertaining to your personal data.
General Consensus
We greatly value privacy. It's becoming an increasingly scarce good in an ever changing (online) world. We despise the rampant "analytics" tools and social media tracking shenanigans that are destroying the free and open internet, not to mention ads that are a downright security hazard. In order to protect our community we will never incorporate these into any of our websites.